she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
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In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
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Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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