im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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