Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
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He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
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Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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