Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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