ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
My nipple is on Facebook.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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