i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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