Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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