i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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