Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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