Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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