I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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