omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
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The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
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Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
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