I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
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it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
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I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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