i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
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