I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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