But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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