Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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