Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
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I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
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Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
The adults are the big ones right?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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