yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
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We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
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I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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