dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
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Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
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They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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