I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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