I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
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