I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
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Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
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Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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