Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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