Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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