wakey wakey hands off snakey
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I think i got beer on your cat.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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