Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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