Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
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