i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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