If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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