I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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