Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
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I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
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i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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