I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Someone came in the potted fern
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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