he was CRYING into my vagina
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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