Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
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I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
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Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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