she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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