So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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