Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
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im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
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we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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