so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
So. Much. Porn.
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