I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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