i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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