I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
She made me pour olive oil on her.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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