her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
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17 year olds will be the death of me.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
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I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Everyone says I win the strip club
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
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