There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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