The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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