Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Randomize
