# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
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