So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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