that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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