party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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