Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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