office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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