Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
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definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
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Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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