Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
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I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
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So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
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